37 reasons why "Scooby Doo" was a drug induced cartoon.

1. 
   Scooby and Shaggy always saw the ghosts long before anyone else saw them (if at all).
   
2. Scooby and Shaggy were always getting frightened by their own reflections.
   
3. Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies. Always.
   
4. Scooby and Shaggy always ate the same dog food (scooby snacks). AND wanted more!
   
5. Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking to everyone, and yet Shaggy was the only one who could understand what Scooby was saying.
   
6. The monsters could only groan unintelligibly, but Scrappy spoke near-perfect english (even better than shaggy).
   
7. Scrappy had just a little too much energy all of the time. Yes, scrappy doo was on speed.
   
8. Speaking of Scrappy (Scooby's love child....)
   
9. They would dress up in costumes to evade the monster.
   
10. Scooby and Shaggy always fell into the trap that was intended for the monster - even though they knew it was there.
    
11. The monster chase scenes were always to some hippie-dope-smoking-rock-music, much like a music video. Music that even the BeeGees would not sing.
    
12. The Gang believed that the monsters existed up until they found a clue to prove that the monster was not real. NOT the other way 'round!
    
13. The Gang could run into one door, and appear out of another ACROSS the hall.
    
14. The groovy sound effects.
    
15. Fred was always too happy and smiled too much.
    
16. Anyone watching knew who the bad guy was in the first 5 minutes of the show. It took them half an hour to figure it out.
    
17. Shaggy always said "like" one too many times in every sentence.
    
18. Shaggy used words that would only make sense to an impaired person - "Like, ZOIKS, Scoob, let's get outta here!!"
    
19. Velma always said "Jinkies".....but somehow, it made perfect sense.....
    
20. Scooby and Shaggy were always the ones in the back of the van.
    
21. The Gang drove around in a sixties-hippie-dope-smoking peace mobile that they named the MYSTERY MACHINE. Could you ride in that and NOT be high as a kite?
    
22. Shaggy and Scooby were always giggly and laughing uncontrollably.
    
23. Shaggy and Scooby frequently had the shakes.
    
24. Just LOOK at Shaggy - the clothes, the goatee, the haircut...
    
25. Only Daphne ever changed clothes. No one else. And Scooby ran around naked.
    
26. It took The Gang a WHOLE episode to figure out that "Old Man Withurs" did it (I mean, how obvious was THAT?!?)
    
27. Not only that, but they all acted SURPRISED when they unmasked him!
    
28. There was always a lot of fog.
    
29. They were always willing to spend the night in a Haunted House. Repeatedly.
    
30. Most of "The Gang's" waking hours occurred after dark.
    
31. Scooby once actually "cut thick fog with a knife" and ate it.
    
32. Scooby also once took two trash can lids, and flew like a bird with Shaggy on his back (the wolfman episode).
    
33. The monsters appeared to glow brightly.
    
34. When a monster was around, there was always this strange sound that eminated from the monster, yet no one noticed it.
    
35. None of them were gainfully employed, they never accepted money for solving a mystery, yet they never were in need of money. Ever. (Although, I have been told that they did accept a job on a farm in one episode...)
    
36. Just look at the guest stars......Don Knotts, the Three Stooges, and Phylis Diller (among others).
    
37. They were, after all, "Just a bunch of meddling kids".

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